You're likely to think that I'm kind of an asshole.
I don't try to be a dick, but as a general rule, people just piss me off. I'm kind of bitter and jaded when it comes to humanity. Maybe if my work didn't require that I treat peoples medical issues because they're too stupid to manage them on their own or perhaps if my other job didn't require that I spend my days cataloging stupidity I might be a friendlier person, but until that day comes, I'm probably still going to be a dick.
Too harsh?
