Sunday, January 10, 2010

2012 Rant

These sanctimonious ass clowns that actually think the world is going to end in 2012 fail to understand that while yes, the Mayan calendar does indeed "run out" in 2012, *another* Mayan calendar begins the next fucking day.

TEOTWAWKI is not going to come as a result of some ancient fucking calendar that most people don't fucking understand. It is going to come as a result of motherfucking zombies. ZOMBIES God damn it! How many fucking times do I have to fucking explain this to people?!?.
Fuck I need another drink.
/rant

4 comments:

Timothy Clemans said...

LMAO "*another* Mayan calendar begins the next fucking day."

Epijunky said...

Oh Matty.

I so *heart* you.

Great minds think alike.

rowan said...

I actually bought a fun end-of-the-world insurance policy from splonkinsurance.com just so I can have fun with this idea. It brings a smile to my face every time I look at the insurance cetificate hanging on my wall.epres

Ninjamedic said...

BRAAAAAAAIIINNNSSS