Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Now, for years I have kept a handcuff key on my person while at work, it just makes it easier sometimes when treating prisoners. Earlier today I got to wrestling around with a friend and he knows how incredibly ticklish I am and he threatened to tie me up and attach my feet. I responded to this by finding my handcuffs and slapping one on to his wrist. He was in the process of trying to get the other one on to my ankle while I was trying to get it onto his other wrist when I thought "OH FUCK! my cuff key is on my keychain at work, not on my dresser!" needless to say Justin was a bit miffed, but we laughed about it all the way to the base so I could get the key. I'm just glad he didn't get it on to my ankle- it would have been a bitch to get down the stairs to drive to the base.
Monday, June 23, 2008
The second photo is of Thomas at about 14 months. He turns two this week and despite the set backs that resulted from his early birth he is right full of spit & vinegar and is right where he should be developmentally. He is our family's proof that miracles happen every day.
Monday, June 16, 2008
I am not. fucking. happy.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
When you are sitting in the back of my ambulance and after I ask you three times to hang up your cell phone as you're laughing while you talk to your mom about the car wreck you were just in and I ask you about your pain and you rate it at 14 on a scale of 1 to 10, then you're full of shit.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Starting Weight - 317.0
Current Weight - 304.0
Percent Change - 4.1%
Starting BMI - 39.6
Current BMI - 38.0
Percent Change - 1.6%
So that's 13lbs lost in one month's time. So far so good, now when I add more physical activity into the mix then maybe we'll see an increase in the rate of my weight loss. Wish me luck!
Needless to say a phone call was made the the employees foot so the supervisor could apologize and extract his foot from his mouth.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Monday, June 2, 2008
From my kitchen window I have a great vantage point, some days I'm tempted to just shoot out your tires while sitting at my kitchen table.
Please, stop being such a huge douchebag.