Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dear patient,

You're faking and there is nothing I hate more than a patient trying to fake a seizure or unconsciousness. You're flopping around on the floor, flailing your arms and legs while your abdominal muscles are as flaccid as can be and after my partner gave you a sternal rub in the middle of your "seizure" you yelled at him "Knock it the fuck off man! Can't you see I'm having a fuckin' seizure?" You *spelled* your medications for me during your "seizure"

You're a giant faking faker who fakes and I can. not. stand. it.

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