- Wallet- complete with serial killer license photo
- T-Mobile G1 w/Google- the original Android phone and it's still way cooler than you iPhone
- Keys to Xterra v2.0, the office & a cuff key- never know when you might need one
- Machined metal pen with which you could totally shank a bitch
- Burt's Bees lip balm
- iPod, yes those earbuds are pink, you got a problem with that??
- Bersa Thunder 9 Ultra Compact- 13+1 rounds of 9mm goodness with combo IWB/OWB holster
- Extra 13 round mag for aforementioned Bersa
So, what's in your pocket?