Meme bandwagon

Since all the cool kids are doing it I figured I'd jump on the latest meme bandwagon. Here you see what leaves with house with me each and every time I go out. As with AD the exception being when I go to work administrators frown on carrying when I'm in the office at the hospital and when I'm working on the ambulance.

• Wallet- complete with serial killer license photo
• T-Mobile G1 w/Google- the original Android phone and it's still way cooler than you iPhone
• Keys to Xterra v2.0, the office & a cuff key- never know when you might need one
• Machined metal pen with which you could totally shank a bitch
• Burt's Bees lip balm
• iPod, yes those earbuds are pink, you got a problem with that??
• Bersa Thunder 9 Ultra Compact- 13+1 rounds of 9mm goodness with combo IWB/OWB holster
• Extra 13 round mag for aforementioned Bersa

So, what's in your pocket?